When people are contemplating divorce, they have lots of very legitimate questions. I did a little research to see what the most common questions were and the following is a partial list I compiled.
I have also provided answers to these questions. However, I must warn you, these are no where near the answers I found to the question on line. But it is often said that humor can make a bad situation more tolerable. So here it goes:
Q: What are the first signs of divorce?
A: A process server knocking on your door and handing you divorce papers.
Q: What is the number one cause of divorce?
A: Getting married
Q: What percentage of marriages are sexless?
A: It doesn’t matter- they don’t stay married for long (see answer to question 2 above)
Q: Why do marriage fail?
1) Because marriage requires two people to live together “happily ever after” and we know that only happens in fairy tales, and
2) COVID-19
Q: Do most couples regret divorce?
A: No, but most couples do regret marriage.
Q: What is the most common age to get divorced?
Q: Do most couples regret divorce?
Q: What is the hardest year of marriage?
But, we know divorce is not a laughing matter and not to be taken lightly. If you are looking for some real honest answers about divorce, please give us a call. We can help guide you in the direction that is right for your family…and, in taking some of the burden off of you, hopefully give you a reason to smile again.
